juggie

noun- a person you see at the gym who carries around a water jug that exceeds one gallon in capacity. A person who is not content with the water fountain, juice bar, or a normal person 20 oz water bottle, but feels the need to carry a huge container of water, perhaps compensating for something else. normally these guys will be steroid abusers or people who try to look serious when workin out.

the definition of juggie is pretty self explanitory.

by scott schultz June 27, 2007

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.

Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.

by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

Juggadouche

The ultimate douchebag! This douche is such a douche that the word douche no longer suffices. The Juggadouche is incapable of understanding how other people perceive him and is prone to make a total ass of himself on a daily basis.

When approaching a woman, one Juggadouche has been known to throw a bag of ice on the floor and then proceed to say "now that we've broken the ice" before goin on to make more of a douche of himself.

by cornishuk1 September 9, 2009

ICP Fans against Juggalos

The name of the group started by an old juggalo from like 1994. He disagrees with everything juggalos today say, do or believe in, and even disagrees with the directions ICP has been taking for ten years. Despite that, he does try his best to help the fam by giving them the 411 about shit thats been long forgotten by them and constantly reminding all juggalos that ignorance of the outside world ain't bliss.

He might sound bitter as fuck, but dude has love regardless.

Guy 1: Yo, you hear of ICP Fans Against Juggalos?
Guy 2: You mean that angry ass poser that say he's a juggalo just to diss us?
Guy1: Damn, your a dumbass. Why do I still hang out with you?

by D.B.M. February 20, 2011

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

jugganoob

a player who uses the juggernaut (increased health) perk in call of duty 4: modern warfare

god damn jugganoobs! i shot him in the chest with a sniper rifle and he kept running!

by Elchrispo February 18, 2008

watermelon juggernaut

An offensive racist term for a big black guy.

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.

by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008