Jobbee jabber

An act were some one comes up behind you and jabs somthing in your ass.

Your walking up the stairs and the person behind you jabs your ass with a rolled up newspaper or leaflet or anything.

by Richard Anderson December 9, 2003

Jibbins

boobs, tits, etc... created by Jordan C in order to talk about someone with large boobs without them knowing what you are talking about

Martin: I am wheeling Megan, eh.
Jordan: You just like her cause of her jibbins
#2
Jordan(drunk):JIBBINSSSSSSSSS
Megan: What?
Martin: Shut the fuck up man!

#3
Nice jibbins
what are you talking about?

by John Durrr July 17, 2009

slobber knobber jobber

noun; oral sex performed on a male.

Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?

by ewp January 27, 2004

jobiversary

The anniversary of the day you started working at your place of employment.

Today is my 4th jobiversary! Next year, I'll earn that belt buckle or watch! FML

by eyeyqueue August 27, 2010

jobified

To turn something intended to be fun/entertaining into work. Opposite of gamify.

"Sorry I can't go out tonight, I need to watch 6 episodes of game of thrones to get caught up. I've totally jobified it."

by thx8311 May 6, 2015

jobfished

when you're looking for a job online and it actually turns out to be a scam.

don't get jobfished.

by smektala ahmed October 18, 2016

jobsite

The jobsite is not to be taken lightly. The jobsite is a place where a man can look at his truck and say “that’s my rig!”. Usually, he is referring to a Ram 1500 Bighorn Crew-cab. One thing you do not wanna be without on the jobsite is wintergreen.

Welcome to the Jobsite, cheese dick!

by pieceofjankbonk November 6, 2020