jobber

A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.

"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Jobbie

a Scottish poo.

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

jabber jawed

When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.

I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.

by r May 27, 2004

JabberJaw

someone who breaks their jaw on a penis during oral sex

Cindy got a jabberjaw after trying to take on a chode

by Vagina diver eric February 17, 2005

Hand-Jibber

A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers

Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.

Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.

Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.

*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.

Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"

by Jekyllnhyde March 9, 2012

jobbie

Scottish word, means to poo or to generally do something.

1)"aye forced oot mah joobie too quack and noo its down mah leg"

2)"will someone help my open this jobbie"

by dannyboy14 October 26, 2006

jobber

Someone who focuses on the art of not getting fired or doing just the bare minimum at their chosen profession rather that working hard because they are truly driven to make whatever they are working on or for better. Large corporations are safe havens for jobbers, they focus on being there on time and not causing problems as well as passing work to others while striving to do the bare minimum amount of work to retain their job. Any system that favors employees for anything other than performance is probably a jobber safe haven. The jobbers joy in life is non existent as they probably hate their profession which turns what was an otherwise useful human into a worthless hunk of meat waiting to die. This lack of joy often drives them to work against non jobbers as it is in their best interests to keep their work environment free of non jobbers so they can stay hidden. Their hiding skills are those of looking busy, sounding smart, and doing nothing. Many jobbers walk a fine line between being discovered as being a jobber and having to do actual work, which is strictly forbidden by jobber code. If you hate your job, you are a jobber and probably suck at life.

Jobbers are often inept at their professions.

P.J. is trying to scare management out of assigning him something which will require a lot of work. He makes up a reason why it technically cant be done or is too dangerous but he actually has no idea what he is talking about, nor does he care. P.J. has successfully prevented himself from doing work and made his job less productive. P.J. is president of the Jobbers of America Club.

by TheOfficeAvenger October 17, 2009