jizzstalgia

Similar to nostalgia, jizzstalgia is when you ejaculate from reminiscing the past.

*picks up old photo* Ah, those were the days...

*jizzstalgia occurs*

Shit.. I need to change my pants.

by I hate Bob on YouTube November 14, 2013

jizzatized

u have just been jizzed on

I had my girlfriend jizzatized

by young jeezy0 November 21, 2013

jizztaken

When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.

She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.

by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014

Jizztastic

Jerking off worthiness

"Amputee Porn is JIzztastic, I like to beat my meat to it"

by Jizzalot CockThrobbington June 30, 2014

Jiznit

Best friend code for someone who is being a bitch/ dick

Tiffany: OMG ALEXA IS SUCH A little JIZNIT
Stacy: Oh my god yes I know she's so annoying I want to puch her in the face #jiznitforlife

by ET1406 January 11, 2016

Jizziot

Name for someone who's is both mentally inept and suffers from a premature ejaculation problem

Guy 1: hey you guys see Angelo

Guy 2: yeah he's a fucking jizziot

by Frosty jimmy June 24, 2016

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016