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Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.
my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus
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Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
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Jason

by Bloodropp June 1, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a pussy ass bitch
Mike: Dude whose Jason
Hunt: Jason’s a pussy ass bitch fuck him
by Pussycuntslayer69 April 26, 2020
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Jason

a sweet , kind person , could be a friend to an and he could be very emo sometimes he could be called jj or J, mostly he is alone with him self
jasons here

yay :D!!
by lidjbfs May 23, 2021
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Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.
Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.
by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023
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Jason

Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021
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