by C0rmaq November 28, 2021
Get the jabmug. A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
Get the Stag and Jabmug. When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
Get the jab rashmug. by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017
Get the jabmug. That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
Get the Arizona Jabmug. When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
Get the Flu Jabmug. a type of punch used from your non-dominant hand, used as a quick jab/punch to figure out range or to set up other punches.
by tonebone24 September 10, 2025
Get the Jabmug.