dick infarction

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

by aHDumb May 22, 2008

Gaping Space Invader

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.

Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.

by Major ED February 12, 2010

invader

Bush. the president of United state of America

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

inbar

an amazing, yet short 7th grader, who is currently single.

Look at that Inbar walking down the hallway, she looks so beautiful!!!

by yaani March 23, 2004

ass invader

Slang reference to any individual who engages in anal sex. Particularly referential to homosexuals.

Fuck you, ya ass invading cockmonkey!

by UA August 27, 2004

inartful

(adjective) clearly demonstrating ignorance in a subject, especially one related to the arts. clumdumbsy counterditherstep

"That jerk can't remember his lines!" yelled Bert, inartfully, as he and his friends watched the mime perform.

by Steve Hoglund (thanks to Mark) August 21, 2008

INMARSAT

A british satellite company thats totally proud to be british. Known for its amazing service, never lets customers down and has top-heavy network, people are proud to use inmarsat for connections anywhere in the the world.

guy: dammit, my phone network doesnt have any reception here...
girl: that network of yours aint no inmarsat, baby!

by Fairydustinspace February 3, 2010