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Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."
El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.
by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007
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infectedemon

Sexy beast, one of best players in runescape, and has the hardest asses in runescape.
I fucked infectedemon last night.
by Sexy July 25, 2004
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yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery
hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.
by alx potham January 29, 2008
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Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
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Flee infestation

May the flees of a thousand camels infest your asshole.
"May the flees of a thousand camels infest your asshole"


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Izzy Infectious

That one kid that every girl and every guy wants a taste of, everyone is attracted to him no matter what. He is the definition of perfection, he has the ability to persuade anyone to do anything he wants them to. He is the cutest, funniest and most perfect person on the planet.
That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look how perfect he is.
by PoopFetish February 26, 2013
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Infectant

We need a disinfectant to get rid of these infectant effects.
by TBOTAcademic April 19, 2025
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