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Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022
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Luigi’s Nose Is Humungous

This is a true statement due to the character Luigi (from the Super Mario Bros game franchise) says nose all the time. In conclusion, Luigi’s nose is big.
Luigi: Pick my Jelly, Willy, NOSE! Luigi’s Nose is Humungous.
by Luigi’s big nose September 17, 2019
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Harvey-lee Humes

Aka Spider-man on herorin
Izabel: I always thought that spider-man was Tom Holland
Tyler: Nah it's Harvey-lee Humes
by Akali ^-^ May 18, 2022
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hummusexual

A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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hummusy

Adjective describing a less than sincere and slightly pained but polite expression of liking or enjoying something.
Origination:
Chick serving food on a first date to a dude she digs: "I hope you like hummus."
Dude who hates hummus but likes chick: "Sure, hummus is fine."

Dude's response was hummusy (insincere, slightly pained, but polite).

Usage example:
Adoring mother: "I hope you like the phone-book cozy I knitted for you."
Adoring mother's mortified kid: "Yea, it's nice."
Adoring mother: "I'm sensing a hummusy tone. If you don't like it, just say so (you ungrateful prick)."
by The Canister September 7, 2005
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humpsex

both humping and sexing
Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.
by Rob July 13, 2003
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humas

like horse manure for plants You can tell humas from horse or cow manure by the sweet smell...
Man those bags of humas smell like money to a mexican gardner... When my gringo customers ask what is humas manure? I just say, it's like horse shit but more eco friendly....
by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006
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