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Heaping Bowl of Semen

When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.
" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."
by Lemons. February 7, 2010
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Lane Hating

The act of not letting someone enter your lane when your driving after they passed you in the other lane.
I almost had to knock this dude out today when driving to work. He was lane hating on me big time when I passed him.
by Bobby Sedler January 16, 2008
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peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another
"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.
by wine lady February 3, 2010
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Hearing the birds

Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.
He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.

They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.
by Ghost Cadet November 24, 2010
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heading the hay

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!
by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017
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hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.
Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.
by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018
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hearing yanny

Horrible virus spread across the globe my god how atroshious
Person1 I hear yanny
Person2 call a doctor! Hes hearing yanny
Person3 piece of shit *beats up person1
Person4 everyone help!
Whole country proceeds to kick the shit out of person1
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