Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

Handi-dextrous

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.

Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.

by DClark22 August 23, 2011

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 1, 2006

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011