Hawking

extremly retarted or stupid, no knowledge,uncontrolable bowl movment,

let's go laugh at that totally Haking guy over there.

by joiiin December 14, 2003

Hawking

When someone has came in the room, realised something is going on and decided that they want a piece of the action, despite being uninvited. Usually the person will not ask if they can join in on the activity, they will wait for you to pass them the joint, piece of pizza ect..

The activity of hawking is usually assosiated with cheap skates

Brad: God, Justin is really hawking for some of this joint.

Gordon: Well he's not getting any, Im fed up of him hawking on everything!

by Cisa May 20, 2010

Hawking

{Hawking}} A female that acts as a hawk. Watching, lingering, passing by the male subject numerous times. Asking DUMB questions. Bugging you on any media format. Makes you look in the sky and say," WTF she showed up here!" EXAMPLE: Damn! ALMA has been Hawking me all day!

{Hawking}} A female that acts as a hawk. Watching, lingering, passing by the male subject numerous times. Asking DUMB questions. Bugging you on any media format. Makes you look in the sky and say," WTF she showed up here!" EXAMPLE: Damn! ALMA has been Hawking me all day!

by gizmundos3 March 16, 2014

Hawking

The act in which an individual orgasms so hard they become completely paralyzed.

I wanked so hard I totally pulled a hawking!

I came so hard I pulled a hawking

Example: Stephen Hawking

by Barney and Clyde November 28, 2017

Hawking

extremly retarded, or mentally crazy, and or completly physicly disabled, or liar

dude lett's laugh at that hawking

by jroiin December 13, 2003

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

'hawking

To mohawk, the act of spiking hair into a mohawk.

Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.

by alk3ovation January 22, 2010