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Guildford Grammar School

A school located near the central outback of Western Australia. Commonly known as 'the farm', Guildford Grammar has a high reputation as being an outdoor paddock with stray horses roaming around playing fields. The school is hard to distinguish and has been thought of as a haystack many a time.
P1: Look at that horse"
P2: Thats one of the GGS teachers!!!"

P1: I believe we're lost. wait, the sign says Guildford Grammar School"
P2: Looks like an abandoned haystack to me..."
by schoolreview'10 August 29, 2010
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English Grammar

<noun>

The correct spellings and grammar of English words may only be found in an English dictionary, from England.

If you were to consult an American version of the English dictionary, you would find many perversions of our language within.
Why do the Americans insist that their spellings are correct just because their country is bigger than England? We spoke it first, we spelt it first, we wrote the first dictionary, the language is called English, when did 'Americanism' first enter our language? Who was the first fool to miss off the U in 'colour,' the S in 'maths,' the I in 'Aluminium' and the UE in 'analogue?'

It's so unfortunate...
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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Gramazi

Gramazi is a coined word for "grammar nazi" which means -->

noun (pl. -s)
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a &#8211; A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b &#8211; One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c &#8211; One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d &#8211; One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e &#8211; One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A gramazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh gramazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Gramazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally gramazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
by swizec March 5, 2006
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gradeaux

pronounced (grah-doo)

similar to 'crud'. anything gross, dirty, dried-up stickiness, or nasty stuff that has become attached to something else.
someone splashed mud on me and now i have this gradeaux on my arm.

i have gradeaux on my teeth...didn't brush 'em this morning.
by linzzbob October 5, 2009
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Sydney Grammar School

A school full of failures and people who wish they were at Sydney Boys. Despite being a private school in AAGPS, is terrible at sports, and cannot compete. Full of gay Asian nerds and SJW communists. Pupils famed for having abnormally small penises.
Girl 1: Who is that? Does he go to Sydney Grammar School?
Girl 2: Look at that nonexistent bulge. Of course.
by Bigguss_dickuss_ November 12, 2021
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Watford Grammar School For Boys

This is an old school, in the heart of Herts. Just off of the M25.
The pupil are all dons, and not to be messed with.
They are all fucking tanks and no man can touch them.
Close rivals, MT's (Merchant Taylors School) are full of a bunch of pricks who think they are hard doing drugs cos they've got daddies money.
However, any one with some sense wouldn't go near these fuckwits and just hang with the badmen that are WGSB!!
Man1: Have you heard of Watford Grammar School For Boys?
Man2: Yes, they are the biggest gangstaz around.
by TheWatfordMassive October 4, 2010
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grammar stalking

Magically knowing that I've been drinking or up to something just from my grammar over IM or email.
Jen: are you drinking this afternoon?
Tom: hey!
Tom: I just had 2
Jen: LOL
Tom: were you just guessing, or?
Jen: i guessed by some of your grammar and spelling...:P
Tom: stop grammar stalking me!
by faze66 October 22, 2009
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