goobs

A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.

Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.

by Randy Shackleford July 4, 2007

goobs

short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.

Imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.

by Mitchell Feigley July 27, 2008

Gwendolyn Goins

Gwendolyn is literally the cutest girl in the world. She has long curly hair, big eyes and exotically exquisite face. She is a huge fan of urbandictionary; that's why she should be recorded. Other than that, she has a friend who's extremely smart and talented, Shannon Yin.

Gwendolyn Goins is always the bff of Shannon Yin.

by Cheetoo May 24, 2018

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.

Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.

by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014

Goods

anything GOOD-(girls, drugs, electronics,wheels etc.)usually holding some sort of value.

Those sneakers are some goods.
That chick is some goods.
Yo Spano, break out those goods and line 'em up on this CD case.

by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005

Googs

(googz), slang for Google
1. Noun. A World-Wide Web search engine, that indexes the greatest amount of webpages www.google.com

2. Verb. To search for something using the internet, specifically the Google search engine.

Guy: Why do buhginas smell like tuna?
Gal: I don't know, googs it.

by A Guy Named Gal March 31, 2005