Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

Ryan Gosling

Serves any grammatical purpose that implies greatness, attractiveness, kindness, and/or pure, unadulterated talent.

"Wow, did you see that firefighter save an entire litter of puppies from the top floor of a burning skyrise?"
"Yeah, he's a total Ryan Gosling."

by Lobake November 7, 2011

googling

Using a search engine (esp. Google) to cheat and find the answer to a trivia question, originating from a trivia channel of a chat server.

<Trivialuvr> Kick Bubbles, she's googling!

by Fwa. July 8, 2004

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011

gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.

I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.

by jigga July 15, 2004

gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010