geoff

A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"

by megahorse November 30, 2009

Geoff

Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.

"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"

by #swagyolo17 May 5, 2013

Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.

Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy

by Mogalbear May 22, 2016

geof

a short dude with a fairly long dick.most people around him has seen it and say it must be a kickstand for him.

I saw geof in the bedroom last night and he used his weiner as a kickstand,wow thats talented

by wickedglongcock February 15, 2010

Geoffed

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

by Bagpuss September 2, 2003

Goofshit

Someone that is completely stupid and doesn't even realize it.

That guy just made himself look like a complete GOOFSHIT!

by wcouture9 August 21, 2008

GOFSGSBSNS

"Good Ol' Fashioned Game of Good Snatch, Bad Snatch, Neutral Snatch"

Covert term used by the male gender to ellicit a rating of a nearby female. Hot women = Good Snatch. Ugly women = Bad Snatch. Soso women = Neutral Snatch.

Such variations as DS (Dumb Snatch), CS (Crazy Snatch), and others exists.

When "GOFGGSBSNS" is said, one of the above acronyms is used to describe the woman.

"GOFGSBSNS" "Damn, most definately GS."
"GOFGSBSNS" "BS!"
"GOFGSBSNS" "Uhh... NS."

by ILLL November 10, 2004