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6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man.
Person 1: aren't you supposed to be making sex jokes like your friends
Me: no, that is all the other 6th graders who act stupid, I'm more mature
Person 1: oh, I just thought that because that's how most 6th graders act
Me: PRAY FOR ME
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9th grade

A grade where everyone thinks they are the ''shit'' and is the beginning of a long adventure for 4 years. Most students start out as freshman while the upper class fuckers YEAH I SAID IT apparently thinks freshman are low shit. This year goes by fast just like all and you can have many girlfriends or boyfriends if your in to that. GRADES START TO MATTER AT THIS LEVEL FOR COLLEGE.
Upperclassfucker: I'm going to fuck you up freshman
Freshman: Ohhh Shit!!!!! I just got to ninth grade what the fuck man.
Sophomore: Well at least I'm no longer freshman
Upperclassfucker: Get over here carl I'm not done with you yet 10th grade my ass

Sophomore: Please No please
9th grade
''( Insert Coin )''
by WTFBRUH11 October 6, 2015
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Eighth Grade-itus

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.
"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
by nyaha2 May 7, 2009
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eighth grade

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.
Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)
by OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEE June 21, 2008
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sandwich grade

A way of expressing that someone or something (or perhaps even some place) has exceptional qualities.

Sometimes also shown as SG on internet forums
Ahhhh man did you see the football last night? That goal was totally sandwich grade’!
by comedyfish June 4, 2009
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gradeworm

Persons who lack natural intelligence that believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
After the gradeworm failed to get straight A+s, his mother bashed him for 9 hours with a saucepan.
by I am Dog August 28, 2005
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Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.
Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.
by Big Droz June 23, 2009
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