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Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009
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Freakbook

An individual with tendency toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of Facebook.
John wouldn't put his real name on Facebook, what a freakbook!
by Dom Mass August 14, 2010
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freakbull

Person who is inherently horny at all times of the day. meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without having sexual desires
Tyler is such a freakbull. It’s 5:30 am and he’s stalking all these Pornstars Instagrams liking pictures and arguing in comments..
by jmoney2994 July 22, 2018
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freakazoid gerker

When you play Call of Duty infinite warfare and you go off so hard that you unlock 3 supply drops in one game
Oh Man! I just when off so hard in infinite warfare I'm such a freakazoid gerker!
by Mr.smuggypuss January 28, 2019
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freakers

Frat sneakers. Dirty shoes that are only worn to fraternity parties.
Friend: Duuuude don’t wear your new Air Force ones to the party tonight.

Me: Don’t trip bro. I was gonna wear my freakers.
by fbgmsqd March 7, 2020
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Monster Freak

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
by DJ teh Beast December 29, 2009
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Carnival-Freak Crazy

A term coined on an episode of the sitcom "Will and Grace" meaning completely, and utterly crazy. Because carnies are generally branded as "different," "psycho," and/or "creepy," it really enhances the traditional meaning of crazy.
"Dude, that guy went carnival-freak crazy when he found out that his girlfriend was cheating on him. He threw a sofa across the room!"
by catchxxmyfall January 19, 2010
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