foretoast

A foretoast is usually served with Nutella, it is a delectable post pizza snack

"Dean an foretoast le nutella"

by Foretoast June 9, 2023

Forebroding

adj. The feeling you get when you see a buddies number on your caller id and know hes calling to ask you to help him do something that is a dumb idea.

I felt Forebroding when saw that Lars called me so I didnt answer it because I knew he was calling to have me help him move a 550 LB steel gun safe upstairs with only a handtruck.

by Professor Tawdry October 1, 2009

forebodacious

- a tubular take on imminent armageddon or other similarly framed sea change eventuality

- a preemptive embrace-the-horror view of the apocalypse as an anticipatory coping mechanism

origin: combination of 'foreboding', 'bold' and 'audacious'.

1) His forebodacious act of haruspicy portends a post-civilization era that almost sounds refreshing.

2) The movie 'Zombieland' offers a most forebodacious variation on the zombie genre.

by koolmeme February 10, 2010

Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| February 20, 2011

Foet

A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.

Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.

by Mr.BlueJay March 23, 2011

fore and a half head

fore and a half head is when a chick has thin or no eyebrows at all, this creates the appearance of a fore&1/2head.

daryl: that chick is hot.

lary: she dose look hot. wonder how she keeps the sweat from beading down into her eyes..

daryl: what?

lary: ya, its got to be like 95 degrees out and with this heat and that fore and a half head and no eyebrows to catch the sweat. i wonder how she dose it...

daryl: ......your an idiot.

by kyle pro March 12, 2012

Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.

The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

by ShandlerandTroutsittinginatree March 11, 2013