float

A polite way of saying go fuck (off/yourself).

I don’t care what Claire thinks, she can go float herself.

by Jaha100 June 2, 2018

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

floid

coined by George Weemes a floid is some one who is acting like a flid and a mongoloid being a floid

he's such a floid.
stop acting like a floid

by weem0 June 13, 2019

Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.

For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”

by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019

Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.

I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.

by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

twit flit

(noun)
one who rubs HER snatch on anothers pillow resulting in pink eye. prevalient in professional hockey players.

"I got pink eye because one of you bitches rubbed your snatch on my pillow, fucking twit flits!"

by twit flit June 29, 2009