floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."

by azer29 November 6, 2008

floating voter

Slang for a gay person.

Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.

by GiantSnowman April 11, 2005

floating rock mentality

The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.

Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.

by im a bitch :) November 17, 2020

free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.

Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...

by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008

Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

floaking

A combination of being flopped out (tired) and soaked.

Danda74: that was coo
robinbrd311: YA BUT IM FLOAKED NOW LEL

by Danda74 January 13, 2005