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felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"
by Billy Bob December 12, 2002
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Cradle of Filth

This is a definition purely to inform people one thing. Cradle of Filth is NOT Black metal. Stop refering them as black metal. Listen to them if you want, they're not a horrible band, just stop calling them black metal. Black metal means bands like Darkthrone, Mayhem, and Emporer.
Stupid Noob: CoF is teh best black metal
Me: Cradle of Filth is in not black metal.
Stupid Noob: Sure they r. They have teh satan lyrics and stuffz.
Me: No. Don't be satanic because you think it's cool.
by AngrySockMonkey December 29, 2007
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Purple Filth

A band that appeared in one episode of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" They only played one song called, "Purple Filth" The lyrics are:

"(Whispered):purple..........................................(Screamed):FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Billy wanted to join the band, Purple Filth, but they wouldn't let him. It was an awesome episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
by Purple Filth March 20, 2010
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Filthadelphia Cryers

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!
by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010
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cradle of filth

Cradle of Filth is a British rock band, formed around 1991-92. There is a fair bit of controversy surrounding over whether they fit the category of "black metal" or not. black metal fans say they aren't black metal because they do not sound like bands such as , Darkthrone, etc. Cradle of Filth fans either say A. Who cares the music's good or B. They are black metal because they fit the definition.

It is my opinion they are gothic metal. However, it is also my opinion that people should not judge and artist based on their popularity/genre and just enjoy the music.
Many underground rock fans likes The Darkness before "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" made it big. After it did, they all rejected it as "mainstream crap." They had to come from somewhere, didn't they? It wasn't the mainstream.
by Objectivity is good August 4, 2005
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Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
by AngryCPET March 28, 2007
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felch belch

v. The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction. See belch, felch

This can also be used as an insult.
*shloooooooook shlooooooooooook ....... BARRRRRRRRP*

Phil? Oh yeah.. that guy is such a felch belch.
by ryan y April 4, 2006
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