fifebikers

ass holes who drive too fast
looks a lot like rossi

god that fifebikers guy is ugly
does he drive like that because his dick is so small

by clever clogs April 28, 2008

Fixed

When someone looks really good, you say they look fixed

Hey did you see Jamie today?
Yeah she looked real fixed!

by Trixyy April 26, 2011

Firedick

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.

Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.

by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009

you're fired

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.

How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.

by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy

Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!

by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012

fife

A colonial instrument similar to the flute, except shriller in sound and lacking the complicated "keys". It is far more advanced then it's comrade the drum, contrary to popular belief, and a large secret society of awesome people still play it today. Put together with drums, these groups of awesome people are known as "fife and drum corps."

The Old Guard Fie and Drum Corp., the US military fife and drum corp. that is known to be greater than all, and all awesome fifers and drummers secretly aspire to join. Also, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a good description of a fife.

by hoorayforthefish July 2, 2011

Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

by La Big Mamma February 21, 2009