FireDragon 

A being that is the center of hypocritical nonsense, and drama. Found hanging out in places where his true self is masked behind a huge wall of black and white text. These places usually contain very professional individuals who wish nothing but to skull fuck and blast his brains out.

FireDragon: <insert bitching/moaning n' other shit that no one gives a flying fuck about>

FireDragon by SyntheticGeeks December 1, 2007

Alaskan Firedragon 

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?

No luck I'm afraid my friend.

Alaskan Firedragon by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Alaskan firedragon 

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

Alaskan firedragon by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

The Alaskan Firedragon 

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

The Alaskan Firedragon by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

alaskan chinese firedragon by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018

Alabama firedragon 

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

Alabama firedragon by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009

Burmese Firedragon 

The Burmese Firedragon is when the male coats his penis in peanut-butter and hot sauce (lots of it) and then sticks his dick in his partenr's ass and takes their ass cheeks and starts rubbing them on his genitals, which wipes the mixture off, followed by the male licking it off of his partners ass.

Brenna just got blasted by my Burmese Firedragon if you know what i'm saying...

Burmese Firedragon by Jizzinbrennaspants July 20, 2009