fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016

blasé faire

-adjective

Apathetic, indifferent, and unwilling to meddle in the affairs of others. Generally meh.From the French words blasé and laissez faire.

Friend A: "How are things going? How was your day?"

Friend B: "Eh, I'm pretty blasé faire."

by lyrical_wordsmif April 23, 2011

Fake

Patty Callaway

When Patty Callaway doesn’t invite Carson Barrett to a fun party, she talks smack behind his back and is fake.

by Awkwardcarson December 10, 2019

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

head fake

In market trading, a situation where a market appears to be moving in one direction but suddenly reverses.

The price of equities increase, and all indications prior to that are that it will increase, but shortly after reverses direction and lowers.

"Sept 28th was a major head fake, equities fell substantially the remaining month."

by losershot September 29, 2009

Fake friend

Someone who acts funny around you like they hiding something, someone that talks behind your back, someone that isnt truthful to you, who doesnt care about your feelings, someone who would betray you without you knowing and act like they did nuthing wrong.

That girl a fake friend she went with her best friend boyfriend jus 3 days after they broke and she didn't even tell her.

That boy a fake friend , he was acting weird toward his best friend because he didnt want him to know he was going out with his girlfriend.

by shaquanta June 24, 2010

fake relationship

A fake relationship is when you or your bf\gf is not actually interested in you or you are not interested in them. People do this for many different reasons, the number one being they just like the attention. Or maybe the reason is that you were friends on the before hand and one did not want to hurt the other, but fails by doing this because it hurts ten times more than rejection when the one who brakes up with you feels no pain what so ever while you sit back and wallow in your own heart broken pain. It is by far the worse thing you can do to someone and I do not suggest it. It can and will hurt like hell.

After Gerald dumped me he told me it was a fake relationship, thus murdering my soul.

by 666satanswife666 May 27, 2014