Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.

"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."

by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011

Face vs. Physics

To get hit by a flying object in the face,the reason its

" Vs. " is that it's a contest or challenge, if you get hit and take pain , you win , if you scream or yell you lose but it can be just a saying when someone face planted somewhere.

Victim: * falls * Ow!
Person: dude are you ok?

Victim: ahh! Yeah.
Person: dude, Face Vs. Physics!
Victim: Lol! Ha!

by FistOfJusticeTV March 1, 2015

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

face-out

Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.

Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!

John likes her status.

Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?

John immediately unlikes her status.

John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares.

Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!"

by The Revolutionist October 4, 2011

Face-Creep

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.

Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"

by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

face air

When you remove your mask after stepping outside you get amazing FACE AIR!!

damn that face air is so fresh, ive had this mask on all day!

by sarah's funny February 14, 2021