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Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.
Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.
by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022
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Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it
Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.
by JosephKnows June 20, 2020
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Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.
For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.
by LunaSeaHound July 1, 2016
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Fuzzy wuzzy

:Was a bear, fuzzy wussy has no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy, was he?
Yo! Is that fuzzy wuzzy?
by Billybobjow December 29, 2021
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cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.
Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.
by RBAK January 27, 2017
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fuzzy chipmunk

Is the act of collecting 6 or more unkempt balls in ones mouth, while scurrying around in the woods.
Tiffany won fuzzy chipmunk when we were camping last week with Steve, Kyle, and Eric.
by Tb0n3r February 19, 2018
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Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.
The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.
by A.Winston October 1, 2018
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