new freezer

A frigid new girlfriend that won't put out.

Dude 1: Been goin' out wiv Brandice for 24 hours and she keeping me away from parking da beef bus in tuna town.

Dude 2: Fuck day bredren, drop her like a wet fish cuz she ain't nuffin' , she's nuffin' but a New Freezer, you get me? Ya Dunno.

by Spackattackmasack April 19, 2018

freezer

One day, a girl meant to call some one a freak and a loser, but they just combined them into freezer. The name stuck and now is used by other people.

You are such a freezer. Ew.

by SammMan November 14, 2004

freezerburn

a random word said anywhere in a sentence in any context meaning anything

rake mindler AKA fake lindler is a FREEZERBURN!!!!!

by MaGuizZ May 27, 2006

freeler

a friend who deals drugs who gives them to you free.

"dude don't worry about paying i got a freeler who can get us some dank"

by erie September 30, 2007

Free Per View

a fight takes place in public and people that you would least likely be there begin to watch in entertainment.

HooooLLLyyy Shit Grandma Look at those two Fuckers Going at it , all right grandson looks like we found us some

"FREE PER VIEW"

by MapQua January 10, 2010

Freeier than Turbo tax

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.

Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 16, 2021

freeter

A parking meter that already has time on it.

I drove to the library and found a freeter! Since I was making a quick stop, I didn't even need to put money in the meter.

by Tasha July 27, 2005