Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Meta Employees

Caught in text talking about using copyrighted work to make the AI.

Hym "And remember! I am NOT ✌️✊️✌️✊️Authors✌️✊️✌️✊️ MY contributions are integral to the function of the AI (As I am literally the creator of that) and they are just part of the data set (And actively refused to help me in any way shape or form). So... Keep that I mind while you're going through those Meta Employees texts. And, hey, don't beat yourselves up too much. The other countries would have also lost, except, probably faster."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Former employee V. Hubbard

An employee of some Hubbard company was fired. After his unemployment benefits ran out he tried to get his job bad and was denied to which he responded “you need to change your f-ing policies, you know what happened in Maryland.” Referencing a mass shooting that had occurred recently. He was acquitted (and rightfully so) as it was his first offense and they fail to establish probable cause.

Hym "And that's just the Former employee V. Hubbard case. There are other elements such as 'artistic expression' and 'future threat' And what the YouTube trash fails to accept is that in abusing their platform to make references to the thing I say and do in my own home and at work in an attempt to do the things I said and weaponize schizophrenia (a mental illness I do not have) and doxxing me to have people harass me proves that they have NO GENUINE FEAR that any kids are going to get stabbed. Or they're indifferent. They waiting until the knew who I was so that it wouldn't be THEIR kids and then spend year antagonizing me because even if I DO kill a child, it won't be THEIRS. They will get their vapid desire for me having my rights taken. Likely for revenge. The threat is both a future threat and continent on whether or not the politicians who are empowering them to take the law into their own hands allow my property and labor to be stolen because they know I'm not actually guilty of a crime. But whoever is responsible for what is happening to me IS that and they are covering for them so they can continue to enacted vigilante justice with something that is intended to be psychological torture. So no. These politicians need to do their fucking job and make me whole. I have rights. I know that AOC read some of it aloud on camera. If she saw the part she read, she saw the fucking AI part. So tell AOC 'We're not letting "Still coming to Epstein island Oct 8th?" Musk steal it."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

serving the employees

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary

That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!

by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011

schrodinger's employment

A state in which a person is simultaneously employed and unemployed

When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment

by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020

return on effort employed

The KPi that defined whether or not a task or energy applied to it is really worth the bother.

Rebecca: “oh lord! There’s a Lion heading towards us”
Leon: “oh cripes, we should LITERALLY RUN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE , in order to make sure we are in front of all these other Safari tourists”
Rebecca: “er, no. It’s hot. I don’t need to be the fastest. I just need to be faster than 1 or 2 of them.
And as most of them ate lunch and I only had a date; I fancy my chances”
Leon: “oh gosh; you’re right as usual Honey - there was me always wanting to be the best at everything I do (inc. running from Lions) but actually it’s so hot, the “return on effort employed” or ROEE just isn’t there”
Rebecca: “thank the lord; finally you get it (see also 20:80).
Leon: “yes - I coined that one too”

by L30NRB August 8, 2020

Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.

I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023