email mitosis

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

by andyisgodsgift January 3, 2014

Emalaeism

A religion that focuses on accepting all religions. It teaches that the point of life is to reach your potential and be happy. An emalaeist should always try to be kind to others and enjoy life, making the most of all their opportunities.

Emalaeism isn’t just a religion, it’s a point of view on life

by Jmd32 June 5, 2018

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not

To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.

by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019

EMANIE

sooo fucking sexy she is sooooo toxic but it’s okay bc she is hot asf

wow thats the toxic bitch emanie who is inlove with justice

by AUTUMN BITCHHH September 15, 2020

ealin

A person that spends 5 hours on TikTok every day.

That person looks ealin.

by 😐✋ May 22, 2021

Emani

emani is bomb asf her sassy ass don’t let nobody tell her she ugly cause she know she bomb asf but that fucking attitude of emani’s gotta go i be thinking she gon kill me some times 😂😂😂 jk

hey mani * emanis nickname *
* emani stares n rolls her eyes * ; saying ion like you jk hey bitch .

by Emani November 21, 2021

Emalei

The HOTTEST and best person you'll ever get to know in your life, and she is the best kisser in the world.

Emalei is the hottest person in the world.

by Im a always right just January 25, 2022