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Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not (Manas).
As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
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Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not.
As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
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Delusional dally

delusional dally (verb, informal, sarcastic)
1. To make bold or baseless claims in an argument, only to retreat, deflect, or vanish once confronted with facts.
• “He started ranting about flat earth theories, but the moment I showed him photos from space, he pulled a delusional dally.”
2. To waste time in debate by clinging to false beliefs without genuine intent to engage or defend them.

3. Can be recognized as a “social dance move” - “He hit the delusional dally — step one: make a wild claim, step two: dodge the facts, step three: disappear like it never happened.”
1. “Careful, he’s about to hit the Delusional Dally — watch for the insult before the exit.”

2. “Go ahead, hit your Delusional Dally, I’ll wait.”

3. “This is where you throw the insult and vanish, right? Classic Delusional Dally.”

5. “I see the Bold Step, the Spin is coming… wanna skip straight to the Delusional Dally exit?”

6. “You’re not debating, you’re dancing — straight into a Delusional Dally.”
by Baldswrthbeardington October 2, 2025
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Duo-lusional

(Adv.)
A term that describes two delusional friends called Bashar and Omar. Any two delusional people cannot be called duo-lusional, unless they are Bashar and Omar specifically.
Person 1: “Yesterday I saw Bashar and Omar.”
Person 2: “Do you mean duo-lusional?”
Person 1:
by Not Duo-lusional August 4, 2023
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pro-fucking-essional

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".
You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.
by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 11, 2020
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master of the delusional arts

When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.
You should have seen Ryan talk about volleyball. Complete master of the delusional arts”
by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023
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Fat and delusional

that weird fat kid who claims that he knows how to "fight" and ends up fighting with someone, and losing instantly, then proceeds to cry and bitch like a sore loser
Guy 1:Yo did you see that fatass dude who lowkey delusional?

Guy 2: Yeah, he fought that other kid right?

Guy 1: Yeah bro, I think he still hasn't learned a damn thing, fat and delusional, what a damn combination.
by PidgeonRising December 27, 2024
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