electrontube5

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.

"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."

by Tesla February 27, 2005

affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.

I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.

by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018

Electronic Arts

Company that produces sub-par games and uses hip, cool advertising to sell these shitty games. Constantly rehashes games year in and year out due to the fact that the EA brand sells the games themselves.

Did you buy NBA Live 2004? Nah man, that's a shitty Electronic Arts game.

by Radames November 25, 2003

Electronic orgy

Any kind of online gaming, the act of spending your days gaming instead of getting pussy.

Gina: Hey why doesn't your boyfriend ever come to your lacrosse games?

Gabby: Oh he's to busy having electronic orgy's on his xbox.

Gina: What a shame...

by Big Joe1122 May 2, 2010

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

Electronic Battleground

A phrase that refers to fighting any kind of 'war' that is fought via the Internet, aka: via 'teh interweb'. This kind of war can happen any number of ways: though email, on message boards or forums, on LiveJournal or any Blogs, on AIM or any chat program, or even on IRC. See: ignant, troll, hag, PITA, tard, chickenshit.

"Mother fucker keeps on leaving ignant ass comments in my journal and has turned it into an Electronic Battleground. OMGWTFBBW. FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!"

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004