Nuclear Edging

The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so

Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”

President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”

by Mebemax May 9, 2025

Skip-Edging

When a video game has a skip button for cutscenes that you have to hold down, and you try to fill the skip bar as much as possible without actually skipping the cutscene.

Yo, this cutscene's boring. Let's do some skip-edging on that skip bar

by Murcielago1992 May 25, 2025

Ass Edging

Means to withhold (hinny-holding) defecation for pleasure of eventual release.

After a painful night of ass edging, Eric defecated in his Mother-in-law’s spare bedroom’s bathroom.

by Choopies June 6, 2025

Amazon edging

The act of placing an Amazon item in your cart, proceeding to checkout but pulling out of the transaction prior to placing order. Hardcore Amazon edgers will purchase item and cancel moments before delivery.

“Randy’s had that shower speaker in his basket three times now but every time he saves it for later.”
“Man, he’s been Amazon Edging.”

by Metfan! July 11, 2025

Curb Edging

Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging

Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"

by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025

Puzzle Edging

A next-level fetish for people who treat delayed gratification like a competitive sport. You put the last piece of a puzzle in a condom and swallow it knowing you can’t finish until it you take a solid dump and then it reappears. It’s basically edging for intellectuals, where every bowel movement could mean sweet, satisfying completion. The excitement of not being able to complete it until you poop next? Absolutely electric.

“Fam, Choda said he’s into Puzzle edging. Man’s been edging over a half-finished 1000-piece landscape for four days straight.”

by BikBoiCoq November 10, 2025

word-edging

using a word in a sentence that you don't know the meaning of but it sounds about right

that test discombobulated me
what does discombobulated mean?
idk i was just word-edging but it sounds about right

by bababooeyfafaloooeyratatouie December 16, 2025