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Walrus Drinking

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.
"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"
by Walri March 4, 2015
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Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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Jenga Drinking Game

4 rules:
1. Non-dominant hand extraction is one drink for opponent
2. Any extraction in top half of the tower is a drink for yourself
3. Middle block extraction anywhere is 2 drinks for yourself
4. Person who knocks down the tower chugs the remaining drink.

Apply these rules in conjunction i.e. extracting a middle block with non-dominant hand half way up the tower is 3 drinks for you and 1 drink for your opponent.

Ideally played with cans of beer where each drink is a shot of beer.
Dude I got fucked up playing Jenga Drinking game last night.

Dude "lefty center is op"
by DiddyB March 21, 2021
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Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011
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mortal kombat drinking game

At any time someone screams "FINISH HIM" you must finish your drink regardless of what you have in your hand, are doing or what you are drinking.
Jonathan shouted, " FINISH HIM" and Banner had to chugged his beer. Banner is now having fun drunk. This is the mortal kombat drinking game!
by WolfmanNinja November 3, 2013
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Bandy drinking

To drink alcohol in excess. Drinking so much your body and/or mind can't function right and you become 'bandy'. Occurrs in a group of friends who want to get as drunk as possible.
"Hey man you wanna go bandy drinking tonight?"

"Man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy!"

"Lets go bandy drinking!!!"
by Gerard Cannon November 10, 2007
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