Swamp Diving

The female equivalent of a blumpkin; when a male performs oral sex on a female while she deficates into a toilet.

"What did you do last night jimmy?"
"Man, I met this freaky chick and took her home, I ended up swamp diving till early this morning".

by patrick enis February 28, 2011

vagina diving

the art of standing in front of a seated woman, and just burying your face into her vagina.

"...and that puts Jim in the lead by two points in the Vagina Diving competition!"

by Hobs April 17, 2003

Divinity

Holyness, Piousness, Goody-goodyness.

"The priest has Divinity"

by Nicolo March 31, 2003

Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks

Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.

by Chris.F April 8, 2007

cave diving

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit on the toilet.

cave diving last night went kinda shitty.

by pha que April 17, 2011

mung diving

When two people take a corpse into the desert and leave it there for two or three days so its really gettin juicy. The two people come back. Person Aplaces their mouth on the asshole of the corpse, while person B jumps on the stomach of the body. This causes the entire intestional tract to shoot into person A's mouth

Danny and Shawn were really drunk when they went mung diving last weekend

by Les Miles December 20, 2007

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009