dishwasher

another word for a women

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her

by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 23, 2020

Dishwasher

a married woman

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!

by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

disasterfuck

I complete and utterly messed up situation. Used by Jon Stewart in the Daily Show on 3-Oct-06. It was a reference to the situation and war in Iraq.

This is a complete disasterfuck.

by taslack January 8, 2007

Disaster Dump

Describing a messy shit in a more polite way.

Billy: "Dude you were on the toilet for over an hour!"
Nick: "Ya, sorry man, I had to sort out a disaster dump."
Billy: "Oh ok, cool."

by SpaghettiSlammer September 28, 2010

emo disaster

one who has absolutely no confidence or self esteem. someone who needs to do some inner-thinking in order to find the person they're looking for, be happy, know where to go in life, and accept the person they are.

woah, what an emo disaster, he allowed his ex girlfriend's opinions control him.

by Alana and Doni January 29, 2008

distastefullness

Distastefullness is a word to describe several things, such as:

1.the act of being extremely distasteful

2.a great use of a large word for a class exercise in which we have to analyze paragraphs and describe them

3.the way to describe how octopus ink is viewed in the general public

"When the octopus sqirts it's ink, it is very DISTASTeFULLness"

by O'neil-a-tron January 30, 2009

Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 29, 2011