Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

by Special Ed February 2, 2005

diabetic disaster

1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.

See: Chocolate Suicide

2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.

See: Fatty fatty boombalatty

1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"

by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006

disambulated

destroy; to make untidy

you disambulated the car, I had it clean 2 hours ago.

by Kelsey Quinn July 3, 2006

disagrr

verb, to regard a previous statement as untrue, erroneous, or otherwise disagreeable. usually used to imply the connotation that further discussion of the matter should be postponed until the offending party becomes less dicktarded. notably awkward when used in a certain company.

Sean: So Dylan said he punched Danny in the face AND he was a tree in the play, and you believed him. Are you effing retarded?

Jill: No!

Sean: I disagrr...

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

disafuckapointed

When there is so much fail that this a whole new level of disappointment.

Have you seen Transformers 2?" "Yeah, I was pretty disafuckapointed

by Kondratyev December 1, 2010

Disappointurd

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a gigantic poo, but it ends being either a completely insignificant one, or merely a sequence of loud farts; a disappointing number two.

Dammit, I went for an epic number two, but it was just a disappointurd. Maybe next time...

by Triumpharter June 2, 2011

Disandwiched

When a coworker asks you commit to going out to get lunch together, then said coworker betrays you by acquiring lunch elsewhere and not notifying you of their change in plans.

1. Steve asks Jason at 10:00am to go get Indian food with him for lunch. Jason walks into the kitchen at 11:45am and finds that Steve is eating a large sandwich, implying that he cancelled lunch plans with Jason in the rudest way possible.
2. "Aww man, I just got disandwiched by Eric. That guy is such a dick."

by miggitymikey March 18, 2015