Triumpharter's definitions

Submarine

A large rounded poo, which rests at the bottom of the bowl. Often refuses to flush.

I fled the scene, and the poor fool who used the toilet next would have to sit on my submarine

by Triumpharter June 2, 2011

Disappointurd

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a gigantic poo, but it ends being either a completely insignificant one, or merely a sequence of loud farts; a disappointing number two.

Dammit, I went for an epic number two, but it was just a disappointurd. Maybe next time...

by Triumpharter June 2, 2011

Triumphart

A fart so epic and spectacular in both decibels reached and time lasted, it is truly triumphant.

I just had a triumphart. It was glorious!

by Triumpharter May 2, 2011