Disappointurd

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a gigantic poo, but it ends being either a completely insignificant one, or merely a sequence of loud farts; a disappointing number two.

Dammit, I went for an epic number two, but it was just a disappointurd. Maybe next time...

by Triumpharter June 2, 2011

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

disappointed

feeling let down by an asshole who never stays true to their words. Sad Upset

She's disappointed because her boyfriend broke up with her rather than introduce her to his family.

by fataLexO May 7, 2008

Disappointer

You made me so happy to see you again, everytime I'm with you my heart lights up like a fireflies arse. I'm selfish. I wanted more. NO. I NEEDED more. You said yes and I thought today was a perfect day, and I guess yesterday was...

It was after midnight you let me down. I understood when you said you couldn't reply, but you said you'd show. 6 minutes and I would have been back in that place of ecstacy, 6 minutes and we could've stolen a piece of time for just ourselves. I waited. I was beyond tired but I pushed. My teeth chattered and still I gave 20 moments longer than I should've.

You revealed the true nature of a disappointer; sleep comes easy to those that cry their heart out, and no longer carry the pain of unmet expectations.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

disappointed Dusty

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

DISAPPOINTED

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.

Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

by Decent Definitions February 25, 2017

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021