Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.

The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.

by etbitmydog February 5, 2010

curvy catcher

A male who loves the curvy females. One who adores BBW, ample butts, ample breasts, thick hips and thighs.

"These women are whole women, not half women. And its always a party when you're with them." - Johnny Kaufman

Benny is a curvy catcher. He always has been. He always will be. It is twice the thrill touching and holding the large, lovely ladies. It is twice the thrill making love to them. He loves the thick chicks by far.

When he passes a skeletal type on the street he always suggests she should eat a french fry.

by PDXJohnny99 April 24, 2013

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

curvy

Despite popular belief, curvy does NOT mean fat. Curvy is an hour-glass figure; large breasts, hips, and butt with a comparatively small waist.

Thin women CAN be curvy, and fat women CAN be curveLESS. It is a body SHAPE, not a body SIZE.

by shiksaa March 23, 2011

Agarrar Cura

Popular spanish saying/phrase used in the northern states of Mexico (Sinaloa, Cabos, and Tijuana) which in all means to laugh at something, echar relajo, echar desmadre.

¡Nomas dije que andaba cachonda para agarrar cura! Jajajaja

by sandoval69 August 13, 2019

Ao3 author curse

An occurence in which a fanfiction author (typically writing on archiveofourown.org) gets into an extremely sticky situation, but said author's first priority is their fanfic. This event commonly leads into an authors note apologising for a hiatus that is obsurdly reasonable.

Examples of "sticky situations" include:
Getting stuck in a flood
Finals for school
Hurricanes taking out power
Pregnancy
Marriage
Accidentally drinking bleach
Having loved ones die
Going on vacation
Having your roommate take of their meds at once
Having your beta reader go to prison
Going to prison
Etc.

Synonyms include "Ao3 author syndrome"

"I started writing fanfiction a week ago and I'm already struggling from the ao3 author curse"

by Random person ig February 14, 2023