by KashyCSD October 13, 2021
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Dom: Hey baby why don't u come suckle on my dickle
Dom's boyfriend cause he likes men: Ok daddy lemme swallow that cummy yummy *moans
Dom's boyfriend cause he likes men: Ok daddy lemme swallow that cummy yummy *moans
by anonymous August 25, 2021
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by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022
Get the Cumpleated mug.A cumpala is better know as “coaja lui sica”
If you dont know what a “coaja lui sica” is, im gonna tell you. It means an old car, mostly driven by old people.
If you dont know what a “coaja lui sica” is, im gonna tell you. It means an old car, mostly driven by old people.
“THAT GUY HAS A CUMPALA! HAHAHAHAHAH”
by Nathasica June 4, 2022
Get the Cumpala mug.!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023
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1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
by pseudonym handler April 5, 2023
Get the cumpare mug.a cumpire is a vampire but only goes for the purest semen. the purest semen is in little boys. they extract the semen by sucking the little boys willy and spitting it out in milk bottles. the only known cumpires are the Atkinsons there whereabouts are in the stella tunnels have been sighted in winlation schools and in blaydon if you see these horrific beasts please let the nearest priest know where you saw them
by ethan j brown June 1, 2023
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