Crespo

Acting in a selfish, greedy, or dirtbag-ish fashion.

Ed smoked the blunt, but didn't throw down on it. What a crespo move.

by ellsworth the Eagle December 23, 2011

cresha

A poop head who is made out of poop

Dont step in the Cresha

by Jim Bob March 24, 2004

fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

Cres

Someone who has no choice but to serve as a trashman for the rest of their lives. There is no known way of escaping this planned out future.

Dude you smell like a Cres

by A Trashman January 30, 2008

Cress

A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.

Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?

Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?

by Cress Warrior August 22, 2011

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

start crees

big loser with big hair and is a towine wannebie

init mate
shit it (poo it)

by luke grinstead May 13, 2003