Capswhore

Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.

Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.

by _allismine_ July 23, 2006

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004

*caps

An attempt to correct your previous CAPITALIZED message which you really didnt intend to

Person 1: hey man are you coming with us tonight
Person 2: NO I HAVE SHIT TO DO
Person 1: Why are you yelling?
Person 2:*CAPS
Person 2*caps

by fruitloopsVScornpops August 14, 2008

Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.

My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.

by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

dUmB sHiT, dOn'T dO iT!!!

i'M aN iDiOt!!!

by Ben L Smith December 11, 2003

Crabs

A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.

"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"

by MoraLes April 9, 2006

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006