A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
Get the Octopus Couplemug. Used in a sentence: Hey man, how many fence posts got knocked over by that bull last night in the south pasture. Oh, I don't know, "a couple or three", I guess.
by Txsecededave October 21, 2014
Get the a couple or threemug. A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.
by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009
Get the Lounge Couplemug. Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.
by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009
Get the Perfect Couplemug. A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.
by CaptainTed February 3, 2010
Get the Couples Skatemug. When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
Get the couple espmug. by otin kamungay July 20, 2021
Get the couple dpmug.