How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by Bee M September 20, 2014

Looks could kill

This term means when someone looks at another person(or thing) and can imagine it dying. said person usually has good reason for these looks. often includes an unhappy facial expression, glares, and swearing under their breathe.

"Look at that girl!! the stapler keeps screwing up on her. If looks could kill, that stapler would be in a million pieces!"

"Geesh. if only looks could kill"

by X.x.Almost.Auttie.x.X October 13, 2011

Couldabeens

A term used to described discarded seed after a masterbation session.

I'll be to bed soon honey, I have to rub out some couldabeens.

by zombiemaster666 July 29, 2009

could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

could kill a baby

being so mad they could kill a baby.

How the fuck did the scum beat us. Mate, I could kill a baby right now

by FannyPatterson July 12, 2020

she couldn't tame a unicorn

Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.

Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.

Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.

by Philosofree November 30, 2014