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Geneva Convention

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?
by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
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ass-tag convention

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."
by Octoclod September 17, 2013
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Furry convention

Hey, can you bring in the nukes? I wanna test a nuke on the furry convention
by DankestDanker August 24, 2021
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Creation

Creation
The process is not easy but it is very rewarding.

For example, my teacher told me to create a definition of the word creation for a letter grade.
by Wendayyy November 12, 2017
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home correction

Adjusting improper or undesirable behavior of a domestic partner, typically through the application of force regulated by the rule of thumb.
1. Jane burned the pot roast so Bob employed reinforcing bar to supply home correction.

2. Susie contradicted Bill at the dinner party; Bill used his belt to apply home correction.
by Seymour Cooch September 13, 2008
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Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
by Super Thicc June 14, 2017
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Klan convention

What it looks like at Wal-Mart in rural America.
Damn bro! I'm not going to Wal-Mart, it looks like a Klan convention in there.
by Jeff C. February 28, 2005
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