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Smoking Convention

When 4 or more people smoke. This also would include the vortex bong.
Stoney Alfred: Hey guys do you guys want to go to the Planthouse?

Dentist Alfred: oh your tooth is bothering you, free drill Errr.

Disco Alfred: Don't you guys have that dancing mood.(proceeds to disco)

Alfred: Stupid Stoney Alfred were already in the planthouse. This makes it a smoking convention.

Homer Simpson: Here i brought the vortex bong.
Mr.Chimps:Cheep Cheep free credit.
by Mr.chimps January 22, 2009
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Chocolatey Conveyor

"yeah dude, I railed her and got a Chocolatey Conveyor"
by uhhhh no April 7, 2022
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conventional standards

A girl or boy who has qualities often seeked in a partner. In women this tends to be: big breasts, round buttocks, tiny waist. In a man this tends to be: muscular body, tall, big arms.
"She wasn't hot by conventional standards, no big tits or round ass. She was just hot."
by Joan Dark January 14, 2008
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concentration camp

a detention facility camp established by a totalitarian dictatorship to place dissidents, ethnic or religious or other citizens, and other so-called "undesirables". Usually the prisoners are beaten up constantly, starved, tortured, forced to do hard labor and live in unsanitary filthy conditions, and eventually murdered. During the Holocaust the Nazis exterminated around 6 million Jews and 5 million "others". This included democrats, republicans, liberals, socialists, communists, Gypsies, people with disabilities, critics of fascism, homosexuals, Russians, Poles, Slavs, pacifists and much more. The inmates all got their heads shaved and were forced to wear certain badges on their clothing to identify their "offense" (yellow star, pink triangle, blue P, and so on). Some prisoners were medically experimented on, some had their body parts used to make things like book covers, lampshades, wallets, couches and wallpaper; but many more were forced to take showers of Zyklon B.
1. other fascist regimes, like that of Spain under Francisco Franco, established concentration camps.

2. when General Pinochet overthrew the government of Chile a soccer stadium in Santiago was converted into a concentration camp.

3. I saw the satellite photos of the Muslim victims in the Omarska concentration camp in the former Yugoslavia. A very terrifying and horribly brutal sight.

4. after 9/11 many people wanted to arrest and pen up in concentration camps ALL people in America of Middle Eastern and Indian descent, as well as ALL Muslims here too. History keeps repeating itself. What has mankind learned? Not a doggone thing!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2008
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Convent Girl

Horrible British girl. Brought up with conservative values. Goes to an all girl convent school and thinks because of this they are better than everyone. Absolute slag - has sex with everything in sight. Shop at Waitrose (stupidly expensive British supermarket) and would rather go bankrupt than be seen elsewhere. Scum of the earth in my humble opinion.
Working class lad: Mate, you seen that convent girl?
Other working class lad: Another one of them slags is she?
by BigMac2009 July 13, 2009
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Convent Station

A suburb in Morristown. The mainly white rich part of this town can be as fake badass as the next. Kids in Convent think that T.P.ing a tree and switching the street signs is a true crime. Convent, also known as Co-Stat (made up by a previous resident there to make it sound more ghetto then it is) is 100% white, and for those kids who aren't shipped off to Delbarten, SHP, and Oak Knoll they are sent to the trashy highschool in hopes not to get stabbed.
Convent Station is still love, no matter how fake ghetto it is.
by MakeLoveNotWar September 9, 2006
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Connector

aka the frenulum, the sensitive band holding the skin of the penis to the bottom of the helmet

can be very susceptible to tearing if proper lubrication is not applied
Paulo - "Hey there James, why is your wang bandaged so?"
James - "I tried to slip it in a tight ass hole with no lube and tore my connector"
by Mykah July 4, 2007
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