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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.
SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):
by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008
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stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
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Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)
Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick
mugGet the Contact Confirmedmug.

Contact

Can we watch contact?

No
by Ecosystem145 June 4, 2018
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Contact Hi

When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years

A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
Man, y'know Dave?

Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
by Jeffbridgesiscool September 13, 2022
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Bicep Contact

When your or someone’s biceps are very large, during conversation they make direct contact with your biceps rather than your eyes first
I was talking to Cody about school and instead of making eye contact, they made direct bicep contact
by AD1997 June 1, 2018
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