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Consistantpation

When you can't shit but its all the bloody time.
Hey bro you wanna play Minecraft?
Nah bro I've got consistantpation.
Oh shoot bro that sucks, get well soon.
by TMKeel21 December 1, 2021
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Consnarlment

Sanitized substitute for clusterf**k
Origin: An infuriatingly thorny, messy snarl of undesirable, difficult to eradicate tangle of invasive plants, including but not limited to multiflora rose, and prickly ash, often anchored by honey suckle, all of which are bound together by wild grape vine. Invasive plants, often human introduced and not part of the local ecosystem, escape to proliferate, destroying habitat and aggressively outcompeting native, more desirable species.

The world 'consnarlment' generalizes to mean any complex, often catastrophic combination of events and personalities that are difficult and painful to resolve.
The evolution and spread of the Omicron variant of COVID 19, on top of pandemic fatigue, and politicization of vaccination and mask wearing is a real consnarlment.
by consnarlment conqueror December 6, 2021
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Consent

Consent is the approval to something

And is not a thing in Yaois
Person1: i consent to have adultfuntime with you
Person2: ok
by Potato.soup May 17, 2022
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Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.
I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.
by groovymanu May 14, 2015
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Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.
Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.
by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020
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Stream of Consciousness

A form of speech where the person speaking dumps all their thoughts out unfiltered, unedited and completely.
"I went to see my mom yesterday and she would not stop talking. She just kept going on and on about EVERY thought she had. I was drowning in the stream of consciousness she threw at me for an hour."
by somedudewithaword April 26, 2014
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Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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