A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.
You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.
The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.
Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!
The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.
Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!
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The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
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a word that takes the place of any word but is intended to make you sound smarter than some harvard grad douche.
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also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
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Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
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Get the Condee mug.a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God
Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.
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